Been looking around extra carefully and lots of you young poohbutts are getting the neck tattoo. I too was young and dumb at a point in my life, but I'm telling you - DONT DO IT! Who's gonna want to hire you if you have a neck tattoo? (Harbaugh Voice) - NOOOOOBODY!
So, in honor of the young bucks who stupidly went out and got the young NT (NeckTattoo), here is a list of potential jobs you still have the chance of landing..
1. Flyer Distributer
2. Selling Phones at a Wireless Kiosk at the Mall
3. Record Store employee
4. Rapper
5. Basketball Player
6. Club Promoter
7. Grocery Bagger at Alternative Market (think Berkeley Bowl or Whole Foods)
8. Bartender
9. Barista at Hipster Coffee Shop
10. Parking Attendant at grimy stadium
gold....
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